Officer: You were going way over the speed limit...
Me: I'm the Jarl's Thane. You should look the other way.
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry my Thane. I'll ignore it this time.
farkasborn:

[ Oh, is this your bedroom, Farkas? So sorry. I totally wasn’t waiting on purpose for you to come in so I could watch you sleep. Yeah okay, I don’t know what this gif would be useful for, but enjoy Farkas throwing open the door of his bedroom with you in it, for what it’s worth. ]

farkasborn:

[ Oh, is this your bedroom, Farkas? So sorry. I totally wasn’t waiting on purpose for you to come in so I could watch you sleep. Yeah okay, I don’t know what this gif would be useful for, but enjoy Farkas throwing open the door of his bedroom with you in it, for what it’s worth. ]

sharonabot9000:

this is the second sloppiest thing i’ve ever done

sharonabot9000:

this is the second sloppiest thing i’ve ever done

(Source: damedonger)

fuckingbitchaza:

HOW MANLY.

fuckingbitchaza:

HOW MANLY.

(Source: nipples-of-jesus)

stormcloak:

Also, this had to be done. I regret nothing.

stormcloak:

Also, this had to be done. I regret nothing.

When the people of Skyrim threaten to call the Dark Brotherhood against you.

asecretgamer:

Being the Listener to Night Mother and the new Brotherhood Leader, I guess I can help you with that request.

(Source: httWhen the people of Skyrim threaten to call the Dark Brp, via ravieffect)

(Source: liverad)

the-annie:

The Skyrim Dilemma
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the-annie:

The Skyrim Dilemma

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ex-wife:

the biggest dilemma

my life right now

ex-wife:

the biggest dilemma

my life right now

(Source: omnbvc)

I’m sorry, lass, but I’ve got important things to attend to. We’ll talk later. 

(Source: crepsley)

So apparently you can’t marry Brynjolf.